My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
You smell like a Billy Joel song
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.