we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Randomize
