I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
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I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
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Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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