Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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