If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
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3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
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I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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