You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
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He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
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He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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