Need sex. Gaining weight.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize