just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
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I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
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I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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