I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
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I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
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Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
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