you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
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I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
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Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
He's on the porch naked. Help.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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