But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
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If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
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Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
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