Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
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The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
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There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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