If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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