When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
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I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
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I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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