i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
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I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
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Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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