ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
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What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
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I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
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