I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
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2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
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you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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