Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
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We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
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I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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