Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
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Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
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She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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