Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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