I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
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You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
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He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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