I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
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I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
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She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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