I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
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Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
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At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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