so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
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HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
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Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
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