question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
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Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
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after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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