is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
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