does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
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He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
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I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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