MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
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She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
You're a waste of cheezeits
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I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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