Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
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BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
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wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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