:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
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Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
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HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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