I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
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I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
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When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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