glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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