I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
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Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
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We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers