btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
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i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
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All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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