Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
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Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
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She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
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