OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
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I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
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I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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