2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
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I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
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My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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