His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
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His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
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cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
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I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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