There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
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Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
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I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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