I like my sex mixed with concussions.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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