He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
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she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
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Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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