I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
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FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
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Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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