He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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