sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
The best revenge is premature balding
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
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Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
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Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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