And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
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Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
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Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
God, I missed his penis.
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