Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
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Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
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Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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