I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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