that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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