Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
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Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
She told me I should be a condom model.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
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I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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