Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
Small penises have feelings too.
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Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
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It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.