i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
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dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
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3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!