That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
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No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
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I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
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